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Alita: Battle Angel

Decided to watch it after stumbling upon some fan made music video and thinking “the fights are actually aren’t half that bad!”

I’m genuinely impressed how much of the original manga they managed to squeeze in.
Grewishka, Zappan, Hugo, and the motorball. Even a bit of Mars. It seems that they’ve altered the sequence of events quite a bit, but I read the manga some 20 years ago, so I might be mistaken.


Fight sequences are absolutely amazing. Especially the second fight with Grewishka.

The face capture is seriously impressive as well:

Surprised they left a lot of brutality intact. Zappan splitting a street urchin in two, Grewishka’s eye poked out, Alita’s first body literally diced. Characters being cyborgs is what made that brutality possible in the first place, and back then, it was grounbreaking, someone fighting without legs.
Dialogues are sharp, which is refreshing, after so many movies narrating everything. Here a lot is left unsaid, or at least said only once.
Funny how they use Razer Orbweaver to reconstruct Alita:

 

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Wonder

Absolutely fascinating. Watched in one go. Although certainly not what I expected. I expected more scares.
There is no one evil mastermind. Instead there is a web of lies that also evolves over time.
It’s easy to look at everything with a modern cynical eye. But it’s important to remember those people honestly believed in things like Hell and Purgatory.
There’s a lot of subtelty in the dialogs, without them being vague. Like: “He went to school, and I didn’t”. In 1860, 40% of women in the UK were illeterate.
Poor box is an interesting detail. The local church may be monetarily benefiting from a local Saint or miracle, but not the family. The family gets the house at best.
Another interesting detail: chickens in the main room. Although I guess the family could be considered a lower-middleclass: they have chickens, and a maid!

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Midsommar

Midsommar does all the usual horror movie things: plenty of gore, cult village you cannot leave alive, bunch of outsiders (different clothing, speak English instead of Swedish) that get picked off one by one. Not much screamers, but they do have corpses that open their eyes. But it does a lot of things also differently.


Most things happen during daytime. Or, to be more precise, it’s hard to distinguish between day and night. I learned that there’s even a name for that: “daylight horror”.
Turns out that we watched the regular version, which is already 2:30 hours long. But I can’t complain: watched it in one go, and the amount of detail and characters do make up for the length.
There’s also a Director’s Cut, which is almost three hours.
Sharp transitions. Danni walks into a bathroom in Christians apartment, and she’s in the bathroom of the airplane. Josh is sitting at the table during day, then he’s sitting on his bed at night, thinking of sneaking into the temple.


Reflections. Danni sees a scary reflection after taking the mushroom tea. Josh sees the reflection of what he thinks is Mark. The table they use for celebrations is reflective.


Bear. There’s the bear poster, a live bear in the cage, bear in the Matron’s house, and of course the bear ending.

Distortions. When heroes take hallucionogenic mushrooms, viewers experience this as well, from a 3rd person view.


That goes with the 4th wall stares: different characters have that long stare into the camera, when there’s nothing for them to look at.

Things I didn’t get at all: Scissors under the pillow and inbread oracle.
Although maybe oracle supposted to be vague: can the Elders really interpret his drawings? Or are they just using him as an excuse to promote their own plans?

One thing that Director’s Cut explains, though, is why the British girl is shown drowned and in some kind of a fishnet with pictures in the last scenes of the movie.
There’s another scene, when a ritual of sacrifice to the river happens. And one of the boys is offered, wearing a fishnet (he is sacrificed to the water) and probably the most precious things (pictures of his relatives and child toys, I assume). Then the ritual is interrupted. Guess that’s because they found a replacement.

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Virunga

DRC was ruled between 71-97 by a dictator. Then from 2001-2019 there was a “President”. 2019 was the first time of peaceful transition of power.
Rwanda’s “President” rules since 2000, indefinitely.
In between those two countries, there’s the Virunga national park, protected by a bunch of dedicated rangers.
The most impressive part of this documentary is the undercover filming: Congo official trying to bribe the rangers, corporation mercenaries, sorry, contractors, discussing between themselves how Europe should recolonize Africa. What you get when you scratch the civility.

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Marcella S01

Marcella (spelled MarCHella) was certainly an interesting watch. An example of loose writing, where the author doesn’t even attempt to explain everything.
Why did Marcella move Grace? What did she say to the taxi driver brother to convince that she didn’t kill him? We don’t know. Also notice how her daughter’s death is never fully explained either.
We have another case of omnipotent serial killer. One that knows where his victims will be even though they don’t, can steal any car and shoot anyone silently.
Interesting that it’s not a story about a serial killer at all, in the end, though. Reminds in that aspect “Mare of Easttown“. Another story of a middleaged female cop with lots of family and some alcohol issues.

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Encanto

I’m really confused what story did they try to tell.
A bunch of families escape some kind of a pogrom. Young father of three kids sacrifices himself so others could escape. His widow is given a Miracle: a magic house, and also each of her descendants gets a magical talent.

 

Except one of her granddaughters, Mirabella, that is given none. Who decides to give the magical gift? It’s not the House, it doesn’t even have control over some portions of itself. It isn’t Grandmother. Is it the Candle, then?

 

So, it’s a story about a Magic Candle that decides to randomly give away superpowers to a single family: the Madrigals. They tell us their family name like 20 times, without any good reason. Could be called Smith’s, for all I care.

 

The magic house starts to crumble, though, and the family members little by little start loosing their magic powers. Mirabella gets a vision that tells her that she needs to make peace with one of her sisters. Why? Their relationship didn’t seem awful before that, and the only reason she hates her now is because the house started crumbling during her engagement dinner, and she blames Mirabella for that.

 

In any case, Mirabella learns that the sister doesn’t want to marry the guy she’s engaged to. And that’s how they make peace.
Then Grandmother comes and tells Mirabella that she’s responsible for the house crumbling. Mirabella in her turn says that the Grandma is responsible. Again, the only issue we see with this family is somewhat forced marriage, and Grandma despising Mirabella for not getting a magical gift. Do you see we’re going in circles there?
In any case, the house crumbles. But then Mirabella makes peace with her Grandma by saying that she now sees how much she suffered. Suffered how, by living in a magical mansion for 50 years, as a benevolent ruler of a village? I don’t see any suffering going on there.

 

And the villagers help rebuilt the house. Guess because the family helped with their magical gifts? And then all family members get their magic back. Not the villagers. Those are simple serfs, remember? Only the “royalty” get the gifts.
Does Mirabella get a gift for uniting her family? No. Because fuck her, it’s the Magic Candle that makes the decisions here, and you don’t fuck with the Magic Candle, understand?

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Event Horizon (1997)

Very good character exposition. Notice how literally all of the characters are in the same scene, and each has a different pose that tells something about them.

The 3D elements are literally in the face.

 

There are some annoying screamers. But they got the atmosphere of Lovecraftian horror just right.

 

Moreover, the concept of a spaceship that traveled places and became a living organism is very W40K. Suprisingly, this is not even a coincidence, as the writer admitted he was inspired by W40K.

Second part of the movie does feel cramped. Guess that’s where they cut the 40 minutes out.

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Marcella S01

It’s a joy to watch, because it’s all filmed in London. Some places are very recognizable. Elephant and Castle, for example, before it was demolished.
The narrative reminded me of Sharp Objects quite a bit. Women can be abusive and dangerous. Not just men. Marcella stalks and even hits her husband that decided to leave her. And the camgirl portrayed by Florence Pugh beats a guy and steals his stuff. But there are also a lot of men with different levels of abusiveness. It’s like every episode we have a new suspect.
The idea of protagonist having blackouts or fits of rage to the point they aren’t sure if they may be the killer without knowing it is for sure isn’t new. Taboo, also set in London, is just one example. But I think it’s the first time when it’s a female protagonist.
Also, some themes I don’t encounter much. Like dealing with your kids while separated.

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Black Panther

Blacksplotation movies are back!
So, you have a very advanced civilization, and you put as the head of all the research a teenager, that also happens to be the princess? That’s not suspicious at all!


Then, you have all that technological advancement, but you still… train fighting rhinos? And you have street markets. Yeah.


Northern niggas confused me a lot. Although alright, technically Kilimanjaro is high enough to have an arctic climate.

I guess it’s considered a funny joke by some to call every white American “a colonizer”?

Why does your council looks like a bunch of clowns?


The first half of the movie is just setting the stage with a long chase in South Korea.

The second half is a strange combination of fighting and dancing. Neither is particularly enjoyable.


I was planning to write some more about how bad that movie is, but someone already did this job better than I ever could:

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All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)

Plenty to unpack there, and I’m sure I’ve missed most of it.
“Social-democrats that sold out the country”. French unwilling to negotiate and forcing a humiliating treaty. I had to check to make sure that the original book wasn’t written well after World War 2. But no, 1929. Now we can say that “the writing was on the wall”.
A lot of symmetrical shots. And some still nature shots as well. We can kill each other, and life will go on, maybe?
A lot of closeups, especially of Kat and Paul, but also others.
Kat’s monologue on not rather not returning home and eating potatoes with his comrades sounds relevant to this day (see Hurt Locker and American Sniper, for example).
Note how much attention is dedicated to food: Kat sharing bread with Paul on the first day, the joy of stealing a geese, eating French food while their corpses are still warm.
The scene with tanks and flamethrowers looks so alien, that even “Dune” seems closer to us than this. Yet this is historically true.

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Beast in Black – Moonlight Rendezvous

This music video is so bad it’s actually good:

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Captain America: Civil War

Clash between “two good guys” was already tried in Avengers 2, between Iron Man and Hulk. And someone decided it’s an opportunity to make an entire movie out of it. Just without Hulk.

Main conflict can be described as “Lawful Good vs Chaotic Good”. Irony being that a rather chaotic Iron Man is on the side of Lawful.


One of the main problems is that since it’s a Captain America movie, there’s a lot of Winter Soldier in it. I don’t like how Sebastian Stan plays, and his superhero is boring as well. The only interesting part about him is this piece of hardware he totes as some point:

The “threat of the week” is revealed an hour into the movie. And honestly, it doesn’t even sound that threatening. What’s a few Russian assassins after you dealer with a full scale alien invasion and an army of robots?
Twist with them being offed in their sleep is actually good, though.


Idea of a “regular guy” trying to get revenge on superheroes for inadvertently killing his family is alright. At least it’s not yet another Ultron this time.

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Rings of Power S01

Galadriel plot is full of coincidences. Her jumping into the ocean without any planned, picked up by some random survivors of a shipwreck that just happened to be escaping from the orcs she hates so much, then picked up again by some ship.
Eldond plot with dwarfs is brilliant, though. From Elrond taking on a challenge he can’t win and not winning, to grudge because as and elf. For him it was okay to disappear for 20 years, to secrets from the elves.

 

Not sure what to make of the hobbit plotline. They act as a comic relief. A good one, though, I must admit.

 

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House of Dragon S01E01

The internal logic is weird.
There’s a black dude in his fifties with grizzled hair. But then his kids have grizzled hair as well. Why?
The tournament makes little sense, as in you don’t supposed to kill noble people during tournaments. Those are all heirs, loosing a heir is kind of a big deal. When “Prince Philip” injures that Hand son, it’s a big deal. But then we see some other nobles just getting killed in a fit of rage, and the crowd is cheering.
The birth scene doesn’t make sense. At first they say that giving more sedative would be dangerous, but then they proceed to butcher the queen without any sedative, it seems. I understand, there must be drama. But this is a bit too much.
Then there’s the succession drama. I would expect than the first thing you do as a king after your wife dies, no matter the circumstances, is… getting a new wife. But it seems like only The Hand gets and. And even his daughter doesn’t. Like go, seduce the widower and become the next queen. Haven’t you watched any of the other HBO series?!

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Age of Ultron

The movie leaves a strange impression. I expected it to be void, but actually, it is full of content. I think it was even too much for the cinema, although when you stop and able to process it: it’s alright.


They obviously built a lot for the Hulk vs Hulk Iron Man fight. Which is pointless, but then most of the Hulk moments are.
Confused me a lot that Quicksilver is played by a different actor, and has different personality here than in the X-Men movies.
The product placement in that one is bad. Very bad. First the Beats, then Gilette. And that Tony Stark car, some Audi?

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Cheer S02

We watched Cheer until the “Jerry Episode”.
On one hand, it is crazy how can you fall from grace so quickly: from speaking with the US President and hugging with Brad Pitt, to spending up to 50 years in jail.
On the other hand, it isn’t the first teen celebrity that couldn’t handle the fame. Most of them end up overdosing. At least Jerry is still alive. Still.
A couple of things bothered me in the episode, though.
Mother checking her son’s phone “not on a regular basis”? But well, maybe this ended up for the best, I dunno.
Then their lawyer said that Jessica, Cheer manager (I guess that’s her official title, she isn’t their Mother, right?), “didn’t apologise using the correct and approved words”.
And finally, the fact that the mother report abuse multiple times, and all the bodies ignored it, until she reported it to the FBI (and apparently also went to the press, although that was kind of glossed over).
Like all those compliance organizations, are we going to investigate what exactly are they doing (nothing) or nah?

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Street Fighter Red Tape

Discovered this series only now, and for those that know Street Fighter 2, it’s hilarious.

 

The amount of detail they put into this is incredible.

 

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Lighthouse (2019)

Mundane horror, is that even a thing? Not so much about monster or psychopaths, but about guilt, loneliness, fatigue.

Very loosely based on Smalls Lighthouse Tragedy. The original lighthouse wasn’t even on an island. It was a cabin standing in the middle of the sea. That is why, when one of the Thomases died, the other one came up with the idea of building him a coffin and securing it OUTSIDE.

The real life story took place in 1800, while the movie takes place around 1890. This is probably to introduce the wicked machinery, and especially the horn, a sound that surely could drive anyone crazy after a time.

Filmed in black and white, and in 4:3 aspect ratio, and with a grain film effect on the top.


The starting scene impressed me. While the previous shift carry their luggage together, the new shift are separate.


I didn’t get most of the references. Well, I didn’t get half of what the characters were saying, really, without the subtitles. There is Moby Dick, and probably Prometheus at the very end, but that’s about it.

 

There is an interesting look into a structure of a lie. At one point Thomas says that the previous keeper went crazy, believed that something got into the lighthouse. While in fact he’s the one that believes in it.


Some of the monologues do sound Lovecraftian, and Eggers admitted that it was intentional. But the more I think about it, the more it seems that this is just a story of going mad from everything around you: the abuse, the solitude, the harsh conditions and too much alcohol.

At the beginning of the film Ephraim is bullied by a one-eyed seagull. Later Thomas tells him that seagulls are souls of dead sailors. And then Ephraim tells Thomas that he has found the “head of your one-eyed wickie”. We also see glimpses of Thomas stabbing something or someone with a harpoon. So I would hazard a guess that the previous wickie wasn’t one-eyed his entire life, but probably got pocked by Thomas during an intercourse with a mermaid.

Also worth noticing is how the cabin is a reflection of the mental state of Ephraim. At first he tried to fix and clean it, but after he starts drinking, the roof begins to leak, and there is the final episode of ocean bursting the window: going completely crazy metaphor.

Thomas getting angry with Ephraim for not liking his cooking, and especially the lobster: sea god furious with rejecting his gifts. That’s why Thomas literally curses Ephraim.

 

 

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Witch (2015)

If your newborn disappears, it’s a witch. If your 12-year-old dies in agony, it’s a witch. If your doe gives blood instead of milk, it’s a witch. If your goat gets angry, it’s because he’s literally Hitler.
You’re born in sin. You don’t have wheat, you don’t have crops, apples are only in your dreams. That, and Jesus.
I couldn’t find any morals in this movie. This is more like an account of a calamity.
There are a few screamer moments, but most of the time it’s just about the athmosphere of isolation and fear of the unknown.
Some peculiar details: a silver cup is the most expensive item the family possesses. Which is traded for a few snairs. The value of snairs is not in enabling catching rabbits for food, but for their pelts.

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Northman

What I expected: some viking brutal power fantasy.


What I got: rather historically-accurate interpretation of Hamlet.

Father killed by his brother, mother taken by the same brother, prince returning from exile and all that. Even “poor Yorick” is there.


When I say “historically accurate” I mean that those vikings look a lot like slavs, and not like “vikings from the movies”.

Also, there are a lot of unexpected elements of culture. Like the game they play, some mix of baseball and rugby (I didn’t actually check what it’s called, and don’t really care).


There is also a strange mix of reality and dreams. At one point Hamlet fights an undead warrior, but it’s all in his head.

The most impressive role is Fjolnir, the same uncle. Yes, he’s an asshole. But who wasn’t back then?

Amleth/Hamlet on the other hand is just a vengeful bastard, that enjoys killing people.


The final duel is impressive. No shaking camera or anything like that. Just two men hitting each other with a sword.

The moral is simple: vengeance doesn’t bring joy to anyone.