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Chainsaw Man

If the first half of the season was impressive to say the least, the second half is mindblowing.

 

It’s an incredible muscle flex.
Basic principles of animation is that frames are expensive, backgrounds are cheap. You can have a single background for thousands of frames. That’s why you generally avoid “camera movement” in animation: it moves the background.
And that’s exactly what they’re doing here. They rotate the camera, in a rather mundane scenes, or show scenes from different angles. Something common to movies, although still not cheap. And extremely rare for anime.

 

What else did they do? Unique ending for every episode. Again, that’s something you just don’t do. Animation is expensive! So, you draw one outro, and use it for 6, 12, maybe even 24 episodes. But those crazy bastards decided otherwise.

 

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Peppermint

Been planning to watch this for ages, without any particular reasons. Just stumbled upon a trailer, and I also like Jennifer Garner.
This is a Female Punisher, basically. Husband and daughter of a bank worker are killed by a gang of a drug dealers. Five years later, she comes for revenge.
There’s a strong influence from John Wick on how everything is filmed. Holding firearms close, shooting point-black, all that stuff.
The only interesting parts are how Jennifer treats her wounds. At one point, she uses a surgical stapler, then wraps it with a silver tape. At another point, she uses a sanitary pad to stop bleeding from a stab wound. She’s still very resilient, and survives even a bullet wound or two.

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Chainsaw Man

Started watching Chainsaw Man, and I got just two things to say:

  1. Anime is not dead. Or it has been resurrected
  2. Attack on Titan changed the world forever. Like Berserk did before it.

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Slow Horses S01

Finished watching Slow Horses.
What I can say is that it’s very British. Both the setting and the themes. “I’m not Pakistani, I was born in Birmingham”, “that’s a follie and not a medieval castle”.

 

Gary Oldman is brilliant, but that’s expected. He’s basically repeating Smiley’s role from “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”. Which is ironic, because the characters also directly reference John le Carre novel in the series.

 

Storywise, I felt like they couldn’t decide if it’s a story about fuckups, as we’re constantly been told, or about superagents, as River character seems to be able to outrun a car and overtake experienced agents in hand to hand combat with ease.

I mildly enjoyed it, as I enjoy seeing London in movies, and I’m a sucker for spy dramas. But it’s probably not for everyone.

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Euphoria S01

Watched the first two episodes.
Didn’t expect that this series will make me think. “Sex Education” or “13 Reasons Why” never did that to me.
Yes, it’s oversexualized, and that party from the first episode looked ridiculous.
But I also find that some parts strike very true. What do you do with your life if you can’t ever feel happy (unless you’re on drugs)?
Zendaya is indeed fantastic. Great range of emotions, and also great mix of them.
Another surprise: it shows what a true friendship is, in forms of Fezco and Lexi. When making a show such as this, it’s easy to paint it all black, or make unrealistically cool friends like the Latino dude from “13 Reasons”. But a true friend is someone who’s ready to piss for you in a bottle in the middle of the night.

Also, I discovered that those three are different actresses 🤦‍♂️
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2244205/
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1708957
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2858875

And that it is an adaptation of… an Israeli series 😬

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13 Reasons Why

Reminded me of Sex Education in many ways. Same artificial school, with lockers, beer in red plastic cups, varsity jackets, everyone living in huge houses and all that.
I feel zero sympathy for both main characters. The girl, Hannah, neglects the Nice Guy and decides to date an athlete instead (because he has a nice smile and body).
Then complains that the friendzoned Nice Guy is not nice enough to her anymore.
The Nice Guy, in the meantime, decides to steal a walkman from what seems to be his only friend.
Also, not sure at whom all the nostalgia is aimed. Maybe Gen Z find Walkman appealing somehow?

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Pale Blue Eye

Truly enjoyed the atmosphere and aesthetics of it all. Watched it almost in one go.
This is not the first time Edgar Allan Poe is made into a character. But Harry Melling is mostly comedic, as is Gillian Anderson.
Christian Bale is fantastic, as usual. Full range of emotions. And it’s interesting how he and Melling switch roles from one scene to another.
“Lenore” is a real poem by Poe, by the way.

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Midnight Mass

Finished watching Midnight Mass.
One episode that struck me really hard was when the Old Lady, Mildred, gets cured of her dementia and recognizes her daughter again. And the daughter just asks her: “- Mom?”
We are our memories. Without them, we’re just bags of meat and bone.
In Episode 7, there’s an interesting continuation to the “monologs on the sofa” from Episode 4. Riley and Erin discuss the nature of death. Riley then presents death from the biological standpoint: organs failing, release of hormones. Erin presents the Gnostic standpoint: after death our soul raises that is wrapped in love. Finally, in Episode 7 Erin as she dies presents a third standpoint: from the “physicist” point of view, there’s no such thing as life or death, we are just a collection of atoms, and atoms are mostly empty, so we are walking emptiness. And from the Cosmos point of view, or “lives” are so short we may as well not exist at all.
By the end, Warren Flynn, The Young Brother, says another sharp bit:
“- If I’d known at that dinner,
the last dinner, I would have been different”. We rarely know that it’s the last time we see someone we love.
This is something Mildred already addresses, though, when she speaks with Father Paul in the church at the beginning of the episode.
“That’s how it’s supposed to work. It’s supposed to be over.”
Vampire stories are usually just a vessel. Often, just for erotic fantasies about “dangerous but handsome men”. This time: about coping with aging, mortality, addiction, guilt.

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Under the Silver Lake

A parody on noir movies. Though I feel like I’m not educated enough to appreciate it. Or maybe I simply didn’t watch enough Hitchock?


There’s a dog killer everybody talks about. And a millionaire went missing. And a dude, that is a total dickhead, meets a girl, Sarah, that disappears the next day.

So he goes looking for her. In woman’s restroom, at one point.

 

He’s a total dickhead, as I said. I found the protagonist to be repelling (I guess this is on purpose, everybody mentions how he smells like a skunk).

 

The millionaire turns dead, burned in his car with a woman, and the dickhead suspects it’s the same girl he met. He starts obsessing over secret messages, that eventually lead him to an empty atomic bomb shelter and to a cult leader. Turns out the millionaire is not dead, not yet. You see, millionaires use those atomic bomb shelters as tombs. They bury themselves alive in those with their wives to eventually “ascend”. And Sarah is happy with her fate. Is that a commentary on how young girls in LA “sell” themselves to millionaires? Not sure.

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Midnight Mass

This miniseries has a very Kingy feel, although Stephen King wasn’t very lucky with most of his movie adaptations.
A convict comes to his home island after spending 4 years in prison for killing a woman in a crash while driving drunk. The community is very pious, or to be precise, doesn’t have much to do except going to church. But he doesn’t believe in anything anymore, remaining a stranger.
The detail that really struck me is his room from back when he was a teenager: with posters of Seven, X-Files and Scream. Something that both sets the time and the athmosphere.

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SAS Red Notice

Decided to watch this due to some interesting actors: Ruby Rose (John Wick 2), Tom Hopper (Umbrella Academy), Andy Serkis
The storyline is “back to 90’s”, and very similar to Die Hard or Under Siege: bunch of mercenaries capture a train that runs between London and Paris, that just happens to have a well trained SAS operative heading to his honeymoon onboard.
Female (sorry, genderfluid) villain is surprising nowadays, when the only evil comes from white men. Can a good guy kill a woman, even if she’s a terrorist?
The only interesting idea is that even the good guys in movies are sociopaths. Otherwise, you can’t kill 20 people in a day and just walk away as if nothing happened.

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Alita: Battle Angel

Decided to watch it after stumbling upon some fan made music video and thinking “the fights are actually aren’t half that bad!”

I’m genuinely impressed how much of the original manga they managed to squeeze in.
Grewishka, Zappan, Hugo, and the motorball. Even a bit of Mars. It seems that they’ve altered the sequence of events quite a bit, but I read the manga some 20 years ago, so I might be mistaken.


Fight sequences are absolutely amazing. Especially the second fight with Grewishka.

The face capture is seriously impressive as well:

Surprised they left a lot of brutality intact. Zappan splitting a street urchin in two, Grewishka’s eye poked out, Alita’s first body literally diced. Characters being cyborgs is what made that brutality possible in the first place, and back then, it was grounbreaking, someone fighting without legs.
Dialogues are sharp, which is refreshing, after so many movies narrating everything. Here a lot is left unsaid, or at least said only once.
Funny how they use Razer Orbweaver to reconstruct Alita:

 

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Wonder

Absolutely fascinating. Watched in one go. Although certainly not what I expected. I expected more scares.
There is no one evil mastermind. Instead there is a web of lies that also evolves over time.
It’s easy to look at everything with a modern cynical eye. But it’s important to remember those people honestly believed in things like Hell and Purgatory.
There’s a lot of subtelty in the dialogs, without them being vague. Like: “He went to school, and I didn’t”. In 1860, 40% of women in the UK were illeterate.
Poor box is an interesting detail. The local church may be monetarily benefiting from a local Saint or miracle, but not the family. The family gets the house at best.
Another interesting detail: chickens in the main room. Although I guess the family could be considered a lower-middleclass: they have chickens, and a maid!

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Midsommar

Midsommar does all the usual horror movie things: plenty of gore, cult village you cannot leave alive, bunch of outsiders (different clothing, speak English instead of Swedish) that get picked off one by one. Not much screamers, but they do have corpses that open their eyes. But it does a lot of things also differently.


Most things happen during daytime. Or, to be more precise, it’s hard to distinguish between day and night. I learned that there’s even a name for that: “daylight horror”.
Turns out that we watched the regular version, which is already 2:30 hours long. But I can’t complain: watched it in one go, and the amount of detail and characters do make up for the length.
There’s also a Director’s Cut, which is almost three hours.
Sharp transitions. Danni walks into a bathroom in Christians apartment, and she’s in the bathroom of the airplane. Josh is sitting at the table during day, then he’s sitting on his bed at night, thinking of sneaking into the temple.


Reflections. Danni sees a scary reflection after taking the mushroom tea. Josh sees the reflection of what he thinks is Mark. The table they use for celebrations is reflective.


Bear. There’s the bear poster, a live bear in the cage, bear in the Matron’s house, and of course the bear ending.

Distortions. When heroes take hallucionogenic mushrooms, viewers experience this as well, from a 3rd person view.


That goes with the 4th wall stares: different characters have that long stare into the camera, when there’s nothing for them to look at.

Things I didn’t get at all: Scissors under the pillow and inbread oracle.
Although maybe oracle supposted to be vague: can the Elders really interpret his drawings? Or are they just using him as an excuse to promote their own plans?

One thing that Director’s Cut explains, though, is why the British girl is shown drowned and in some kind of a fishnet with pictures in the last scenes of the movie.
There’s another scene, when a ritual of sacrifice to the river happens. And one of the boys is offered, wearing a fishnet (he is sacrificed to the water) and probably the most precious things (pictures of his relatives and child toys, I assume). Then the ritual is interrupted. Guess that’s because they found a replacement.

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Virunga

DRC was ruled between 71-97 by a dictator. Then from 2001-2019 there was a “President”. 2019 was the first time of peaceful transition of power.
Rwanda’s “President” rules since 2000, indefinitely.
In between those two countries, there’s the Virunga national park, protected by a bunch of dedicated rangers.
The most impressive part of this documentary is the undercover filming: Congo official trying to bribe the rangers, corporation mercenaries, sorry, contractors, discussing between themselves how Europe should recolonize Africa. What you get when you scratch the civility.

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Marcella S01

Marcella (spelled MarCHella) was certainly an interesting watch. An example of loose writing, where the author doesn’t even attempt to explain everything.
Why did Marcella move Grace? What did she say to the taxi driver brother to convince that she didn’t kill him? We don’t know. Also notice how her daughter’s death is never fully explained either.
We have another case of omnipotent serial killer. One that knows where his victims will be even though they don’t, can steal any car and shoot anyone silently.
Interesting that it’s not a story about a serial killer at all, in the end, though. Reminds in that aspect “Mare of Easttown“. Another story of a middleaged female cop with lots of family and some alcohol issues.

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Encanto

I’m really confused what story did they try to tell.
A bunch of families escape some kind of a pogrom. Young father of three kids sacrifices himself so others could escape. His widow is given a Miracle: a magic house, and also each of her descendants gets a magical talent.

 

Except one of her granddaughters, Mirabella, that is given none. Who decides to give the magical gift? It’s not the House, it doesn’t even have control over some portions of itself. It isn’t Grandmother. Is it the Candle, then?

 

So, it’s a story about a Magic Candle that decides to randomly give away superpowers to a single family: the Madrigals. They tell us their family name like 20 times, without any good reason. Could be called Smith’s, for all I care.

 

The magic house starts to crumble, though, and the family members little by little start loosing their magic powers. Mirabella gets a vision that tells her that she needs to make peace with one of her sisters. Why? Their relationship didn’t seem awful before that, and the only reason she hates her now is because the house started crumbling during her engagement dinner, and she blames Mirabella for that.

 

In any case, Mirabella learns that the sister doesn’t want to marry the guy she’s engaged to. And that’s how they make peace.
Then Grandmother comes and tells Mirabella that she’s responsible for the house crumbling. Mirabella in her turn says that the Grandma is responsible. Again, the only issue we see with this family is somewhat forced marriage, and Grandma despising Mirabella for not getting a magical gift. Do you see we’re going in circles there?
In any case, the house crumbles. But then Mirabella makes peace with her Grandma by saying that she now sees how much she suffered. Suffered how, by living in a magical mansion for 50 years, as a benevolent ruler of a village? I don’t see any suffering going on there.

 

And the villagers help rebuilt the house. Guess because the family helped with their magical gifts? And then all family members get their magic back. Not the villagers. Those are simple serfs, remember? Only the “royalty” get the gifts.
Does Mirabella get a gift for uniting her family? No. Because fuck her, it’s the Magic Candle that makes the decisions here, and you don’t fuck with the Magic Candle, understand?

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Event Horizon (1997)

Very good character exposition. Notice how literally all of the characters are in the same scene, and each has a different pose that tells something about them.

The 3D elements are literally in the face.

 

There are some annoying screamers. But they got the atmosphere of Lovecraftian horror just right.

 

Moreover, the concept of a spaceship that traveled places and became a living organism is very W40K. Suprisingly, this is not even a coincidence, as the writer admitted he was inspired by W40K.

Second part of the movie does feel cramped. Guess that’s where they cut the 40 minutes out.

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Marcella S01

It’s a joy to watch, because it’s all filmed in London. Some places are very recognizable. Elephant and Castle, for example, before it was demolished.
The narrative reminded me of Sharp Objects quite a bit. Women can be abusive and dangerous. Not just men. Marcella stalks and even hits her husband that decided to leave her. And the camgirl portrayed by Florence Pugh beats a guy and steals his stuff. But there are also a lot of men with different levels of abusiveness. It’s like every episode we have a new suspect.
The idea of protagonist having blackouts or fits of rage to the point they aren’t sure if they may be the killer without knowing it is for sure isn’t new. Taboo, also set in London, is just one example. But I think it’s the first time when it’s a female protagonist.
Also, some themes I don’t encounter much. Like dealing with your kids while separated.

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Black Panther

Blacksplotation movies are back!
So, you have a very advanced civilization, and you put as the head of all the research a teenager, that also happens to be the princess? That’s not suspicious at all!


Then, you have all that technological advancement, but you still… train fighting rhinos? And you have street markets. Yeah.


Northern niggas confused me a lot. Although alright, technically Kilimanjaro is high enough to have an arctic climate.

I guess it’s considered a funny joke by some to call every white American “a colonizer”?

Why does your council looks like a bunch of clowns?


The first half of the movie is just setting the stage with a long chase in South Korea.

The second half is a strange combination of fighting and dancing. Neither is particularly enjoyable.


I was planning to write some more about how bad that movie is, but someone already did this job better than I ever could: