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Cognitive dissonance

Another reason I stopped writing for Russians was that during the first days of the war, Russian MoD was continuously reporting that “there are no casualties”.
Meanwhile Ukrainians were posting photos of Russian soldier corpses, including pilots (rare, easily identifiable), and videos of Russian soldiers taken captive.
I was reposting some of those. Thought it would change the attitude of some of my readers. Cause a cognitive dissonance between what they see and what they’ve been told.
It didn’t.
A year later, I see Ukrainians mourning people they never knew, but I don’t see Russians doing the same.

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*.BAK

Northern Monk Death Star Stout

A very good Imperial Stout. And by “good” I mean it is smooth, and make you calm as a cucumber. A bit oversweetened, to my taste, but hey, it’s an Imperial Stoud available from supermarkets.
Available from Tesco, and maybe Waitrose as well.

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*.BAK

How Russian became obsolete

I’ve been carrying that thought through the year.
My family always spoke Russian. And I have been writing my blog in Russian for 20 years. But since the war started, it became obsolete.
What’s the point of writing about games in Russian, if most of those that stayed in Russia soon won’t be able to afford playing them?
Then, a lot of the people I spoke with during those 20 years turned into fascists. All that talk of “liberating Ukraine from Nazis” that I started hearing from housewives and amateur photographers that actively dodged army service made me sick. Even sicker made me some Russian speakers from the States, that “trusted only Russian MoD” and started claiming how Kyiv will fall every day now, and that Zelensky has already escaped to Moldova/Spain.
I knew those people were nostalgic about USSR, had half friendly banter with them about it for years, all that “tastiest icecream in the world” kind of stuff. All that talk that “USSR had to invade Finland to protect itself from Hitler”, “USSR had to invade Afganistan to protect itself from the US”, and “did you know jews in Israel even made a medal for Hitler before WW2 started”.
But I always assumed that if a real war started, if somehow USSR would ever come back, they would immediately understand.
It did, it did, and they didn’t. They happily embraced the war and “you should have kept the President we chose for you” narrative.
So, there’s no point in writing in Russian for me anymore. I’m not interested in that audience. So, that’s why for a year now, it’s English for me.

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PC Gaming

Codename Outbreak

Another game I couldn’t play back in the day because my PC couldn’t handle it.
From the authors of STALKER, no less. And you can see the ambition. You have a teammate who you can command or control directly. There are multiple soldiers you can pick before your mission, with slightly different stats. There’s inventory system, and you can and sometimes have to loot corpses.

Your health is displayed on the armor vambrace, and there’s visual ammo counter on the weapon, not part of the interface overlay. Speaking of weapons, the game uses a transformation mechanic, where you have just a single rifle, but it can become an assault rifle, a shotgun or even a rocket launcher, depending on the ammo type. I think they got it from Redline, another rather obscure FPS.

And of course open areas. Those do pose gameplay problems, though. Enemies can see you from afar, and they don’t use tracing rounds. Sometimes I would die still not knowing where it came from.
You might associate ambient interfaces and open areas with Halo, but it came in November 2001. Codename Outbreak was release a month earlier.

The game will run on Windows 10, but there are some issues, like smearing menu and half of the objects being fully transparent.
This can be fixed with dgVoodoo in D3D mode.

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Emulation

MAME

Something I think I knew, but forgot, and rediscovered only with Rival Schools. MAME is extremely sensitive to ROM quality.
Some ROMs will play on some versions of MAME and crash others, because someone didn’t put all the right files inside.
The correct albeit slightly more annoying way is to get an entire romset, look up the names of the games you want (they are usually 8 characters long and not very descriptive, so you’d better use an online DB) and keep only those.
Another peculiar bit is that MAME doesn’t differentiate between BIOS and ROMs. So you need to put your BIOS in the same directory. And of course you need a lot of BIOS, for different platforms.


Also, Retroarch by default doesn’t write logs. Which is a problem, since different games crash MAME for different reasons. Logs can be enabled in Retroarch settings, though.

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*.BAK

Chapagetti

We have not one but three large Asian supermarkets in our neighbourhood that are extremely popular.
So today I tried Nongshim Chapagetti noodles that seem to be very popular. To me they tasted bland and not very special, despite all the praise.

Later I discovered that Koreans indeed consider them bland, and mix them with NeoGuri, which is another type of noodles from Nongshim.

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*.XLS 3DS Nintendo PC Gaming

Completed

PC:
– ArmA 2
– ArmA 3
– Batman: Arkham Knight
– Beast Inside
– Mortal Shell
– Sanitarium

3DS
– Bravely Default

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PC Gaming

ArmA 2

Completed ArmA 2.
Another game I never expected to complete.
There’s a mission where you need to capture four villages. It’s literally “capture the flag”. Around each village there are a few bunkers, and after staying in one for a minute, its flag is changed. The fun, albeit unrealistic bit, is that you can construct defences immediately. Dropping Zu-23 by a recently captured bunker allows you to mow down any and all resistance.
You also get opportunity to buy weapons, including anti-tank ones. This is important, because no one in your squad is equipped with one of those. And while you can beat technicals or even a helicopter with a light machine gun and some luck, you can’t do anything to an APC.
Russians send their army. Interestingly, they also block off some of the roads. Razor Team is officially declared MIA.
We help the partisans. Although they also ask to kill their leader. Turns out to be the same “priest” we helped out earlier. He’s a radical, and is not very helpful. We leave his corpse in the forest.
Last mission is a slog. Your goal is to capture an entire region, some 20 villages, instead of just 4. You’re given access to BTR2, T72 and helicopters, though. But still, enemy base is crawling with those T72s as well.
Interestingly, in this mission your team mates and you switch to Russian weapons.
Also, I’ve read that if you collect all evidence in all missions, NATO sends you some tanks to help. I didn’t manage to do that, though. Had to resort to offensive defence tactic instead.
The problem with destroying the enemy HQ is that this game is not built for enemy APCs popping out of thin air in front of you. Your tank runs out of ammo. They don’t. HQ is also extremely sturdy, Took more than 5 direct hits from T72 to destroy it.
After that, the mission is half broken. No one explains to you how to negotiate with Russians. Marny, despite what the mission says, doesn’t have any dialogue lines. If you take a chopper to a remote island, you’ll find Lopotev there. But your teammates will shoot him, because someone forgot to designate him as neutral NPC. And once you manage to capture him all by yourself, half of the time he won’t get into the helicopter.
One last fun bit. You’re tasked with transferring Lopotev to Russians for interrogation. But they set an ambush for you. But I had a chopper nearby, and that was the only time it worked well. Spetsnaz didn’t know what hit them.
Speaking of Spetsnaz, they have nice toys on them, like Bizon and Vintorez. A bit of a shame, really, that’s the last minute of the game, so you never get to play with them. Same with 12.7 rifles. Seen some ammo, never seen the rifle itself.

I mentioned that the game is still extremely slow even on the strongest PCs. Well, not if you reduce the draw distance. You cannot hit anything beyond few hundred meters anyway, so 2km should be fine. Also, I completely disable grass in the last mission, simply because I couldn’t see all those soldiers protecting Lopotev.

As flawed as this game was, especially the last mission, I still greatly enjoyed it, though.

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Hardware

Garmin vivoactive 4

Garmin disappointed me with the fact they can’t connect to two phones simultaneously.
For me it’s important, because I have messengers on one phone, and work emails and Slack on the other. And I asked for a work phone so I wouldn’t need to mess with an Android work profile, which I knew wouldn’t allow me to receive both simultaneously.
What Garmin means by saying that you can connect two devices, is that you can pair both, then disable Bluetooth in the one you don’t want to sync at that time 🤡

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Hardware

iPhone SE

Was delighted to find out that iPhone SE supports wireless charging out of the box. Now I don’t need to mess with clunky Lightning cable, or whatever it’s called.

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PC Gaming

Unreal Megaspecial

Civvie11 is one of the best experts on retro-FPS games.

And this is a fantastic example of the level of his skills:

Turns out Sunspire level, which made me drop my last run of Unreal, really is a horrible level 😅

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PC Gaming

Dreams in the Witch House

Someone decided to make a game based on Lovecraft’s “Dreams in the Witch House”.

I haven’t played the game yet, but have read the novel, and the art looks absolutely brilliant:

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*.AVI

13 Reasons Why

Reminded me of Sex Education in many ways. Same artificial school, with lockers, beer in red plastic cups, varsity jackets, everyone living in huge houses and all that.
I feel zero sympathy for both main characters. The girl, Hannah, neglects the Nice Guy and decides to date an athlete instead (because he has a nice smile and body).
Then complains that the friendzoned Nice Guy is not nice enough to her anymore.
The Nice Guy, in the meantime, decides to steal a walkman from what seems to be his only friend.
Also, not sure at whom all the nostalgia is aimed. Maybe Gen Z find Walkman appealing somehow?

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*.DOC

Three Body Problem, Liu Cixin

Finished listening to Three Body Problem.
Von Neuman Human Formation Computer was one bit that I found funny. The idea that if you had infinitely organized civilization, like ants, you could build a “computer” from all of them.
Other than that, I found the story to be quite boring. The premise seems to be interesting: imagine Mayans discover that Spanish are headed their way, a civilization that is much more powerful than they are. What would they do? Some would resist, futilely. Others would welcome them, in hopes that a higher civilization would help fix the flaw of their civilization. And maybe some even would think that their civilization is not worth saving. Now replace Mayans with humans, and Spanish with that alien race and you got the second part of the book.
The story takes another turn to the weird with nine-dimensional-proton arc. Ironically, the idea of higher-dimensional being is not new. No other than Lovecraft was exploring it some hundred years ago. Maybe this is novel to someone, though.
Since the author is Chinese, all the main characters are Chinese as well. Besides the guy that wants aliens to destroy everyone. He’s an American, obviously.
Another nice bit is cutting a tanker with a nanowire. Because it ties up nicely with a joke made at the very beginning of the book.

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PC Gaming

ArmA 2

There’s a mission where you just need to ride a mountain bike for 500 meters. Guess they just wanted to show off having bikes.
“Manhattan” is another very open-ended mission. You’re given a couple of suspects, and their schedule, and you’re free to operate however you like.

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One suspect gets blown. There’s a killteam sent for the other one. Luckily, we have our M2 machine gun on a Humvee. Although nobody told us to get a Humvee. But there was a Humvee, so why not? There’s also an APC, also pretty effective. But it’s much harder to control.

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You can strike a deal with a local priest that stockpiles weapons for selfdefence. ArmA 2 sometimes feels like an RPG, really.
Also, nobody explains that UAV is able to detect enemy vehicles from far away. And there are enemy vehicles at the secret base. Not so secret anymore. You have just a single artillery strike, but it is much more effective than in ArmA 3, and even destroys a tank.
I was told over the radio that the woman I rescued in the first mission was executed by one of the escaped Chedaki leaders. Turns out you can prevent that, if you find him fast enough.
The most annoying bit is that you have to eliminate 4 camps. Only two of which are marked. You’d expect that there is some evidence in the marked camps that point to other ones. Or some evidence on the leader. But no, nothing. The way people finish this mission is by checking all the locations those camps can spawn.

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PC Gaming

ArmA 2

Had to replay the “Harvest Red” mission don’t know how many times, not because it was tough, but because the script announcing about the sniper wouldn’t work.

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Many aspects of the game are made better than ArmA 3. First, you got your teammates, that are with you through the campaign, not some random “bots”. Second, you and your teammates don’t die outright from injury. Sometimes there’s time to issue first aid. It makes the fights slightly less chaotic, and also makes you care about them more.
Once useful, if unrealistic feature is that you can control any of your teammates directly. Need to snipe someone? Sure. Need a rain of bullets? No problem. Remembering how many times I had units stuck in walls in ArmA 3, I wish ArmA 3 campaign had the same feature.
Another thing ArmA 2 had: women. And civilians in general. I’ve seen cows blocking the road, I’ve seen farmer driving a tracktor. ArmA 3 feels so baren after that.

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“Razor Two” mission was the one where I dropped the game last time, I think. We capture the leaders of the rebels. But the leader of local militia betrays us and releases them, executing commander Miles in the process. We’re tasked with hunting them down. This seems like an optional mission. First, you’re asked if you want to do it. And second, if you kill Bardak, one of the guys that you hunt, the task is considered a failure, but you can progress anyway.
In any case, we jump into a Humvee with a .50, and just hunt for clues. There are just a few enemies you actually have to kill. ArmA at its best.

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The only trouble was that the capture script doesn’t trigger very consistently. Cooper can say “there’s no one there”, while Bardak stands in front of him. Then Bardak would try to escape on foot, but Cooper won’t shout for him to surrender. Shooting him in the legs doesn’t help. I mean, it does makes him crawl, but he still wouldn’t surrender. Had to play it a few times until the script finally triggered correctly.

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Emulation

Rival Schools Art

Rival Schools marketing team was focusing on what’s real important, it seems.

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PC Gaming

ArmA 2

I tried to play that game briefly back in the day, but it was extremely slow on my PC. Guess what, 13 years later, it’s still extremely slow even on the best PC. During an explosion, FPS can drop to single digits on my Ryzen 9 5900X.

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This is still a super-impressive game. I started the Red Coast scenario. It seems that I played some other scenario before, because I remember some abandoned factory and camps, but I’m not sure, it was so long ago. At the beginning of the mission, you’re told to grab a laser designator. I couldn’t figure out how to do it with the controls in this game, and it got left in the helicopter. Your mission is to blow a radar truck. But on your way you encouter two militias beating a doctor. You can decide to save him or to ignore this. In a barn, there’s a woman militias raped. You again can decide to help her escape or ignore it.

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If you help both the woman and the doctor, they have a dialog. You’re then told that designating the radar is to risky, and would you mind sneaking in and planting charges. Sure, although it took me an FAQ to figure out how to set them. You need to put the charge on the ground, then interact with it immediately and set the timer in 30 seconds increments, as it ticks. Anyway, then command asks if you’re willing to designate another target on the beach. You can agree and then tell them that you forgot the designator, and they’ll call you a shithead. This amount of variability in a game about shooting people is just mindblowing.

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Another small surprise: building interiors. In ArmA 3 all the buildings are empty. But here, there are pictures on the walls, and even furniture. It’s quite rare than an older game in the series is more detailed than a newer one.

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Emulation

Rival Schools

Another rather obscure fighting game series, which I thought about due to one of the characters, Akira, appearing in Street Fighter 5.

And who doesn’t like bajiquan fighter? She’s not to be confused with a male bajiquan fighter Akira from Virtua Fighter series, though.

As far as the game goes, it resembles Street Fighter Ex a lot. Awkward 3D models, QCB/QCF moves, projectiles and all that.

There’s a tag-team element to the game. Once you pick your main character, you can pick one of two teammates from their school. Mate participates in tag attacks that act as powerful throws (get close, wait until opponent blocks). You can also switch between characters before round starts.

One bit that really impressed me was that they tried to emulate reflection in Akira’s motorcycle helmet. They got the reflection totally wrong, of course, but just the fact that they went to all that effort is impressive.

The second game in the series first released on PSX only in Japan, with a crazy name “Shiritsu Justice Gakuen – Nekketsu Seishun Nikki 2”.
That’s why when you look for “Rival Schools 2”, you only find the Dreamcast version. The Dreamcast version, though, is an entirely different game!
While “Rival Schools 2” for PSX was basically the same game with a new story and a few new characters, Rival Schools 2 for Dreamcast has new game engine, new models and even the movesets for characters are different.
Akira, for example, doesn’t have a second stance anymore.

Comparing to the arcade version, there’s no significant differences compared to PSX:
Rival Schools PSX
Rival Schools Arcade

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PC Gaming

History of Speedrunning Diablo 2’s Slowest Class

I’m not much into speedrunning, but I found this video to be fascinating for a couple of reasons:

First, the author managed to bring together most of the speedrunners to get their opinion. Second, he explains pretty well what techniques they use to optimise their runs. And finally, unlike many other game speedruns, those don’t rely on glitches much, it seems.